Me - "only 2 thumbs up???..." Chase - "well if I had more, Id give it 4!!"   Kristal - "Im so good at waxing... I wax my dads back all the time!"   Chase - "Ill shake her hand, spin her around and smack her ass!"   Chase - "If someone was looking in the window.. I'd throw Elmo at them, then run like a lil school girl!!!"   Kristal - "was that me who lit the trash can on fire??"   Andrew - "if my daughter was hot.. id prob hit on her"   Me - "oooo Chase Jr.. your sexy just like ur daddy...mmmmmm"   Me - "your so hot Fraea, if I had a penis it would be so hard, it would burst a hole in the desk!!!"   Me - "HEY TIFF YOU SEXY FUCKING CUNT"..and when I say that I mean.. "hey you hot thang.. how you doin ;)" Grant - "BEAM ME UP TARA...BLASTPHEMY!!!!!!!!!"   Me - "HOLY FUCK CHELSEA.. it smells burnt........ AHH OMG.. IM FUCKING COOKING! :|... roll me over and poke me with a fork.. CUZ IM DONE!"   Me - "uhhh Chelesa, did you beep at me?!?!?... haha OPPS.. other line.. hold on.."   Chelesa - "SHE'S ONLY 16 BOYD!" says Chelsea as she drags me away from my drunk older buddy!   Me - "saddle up big boy.. ill ride you like a pony Mike!"   Me - "ummm...Kristal...I think I need some alone time"   Jesse *drunk..very drunk* - "lets go homo hunting"   Me - "why not just be like oOo thats cool Ryan, LETS JUST RAPE TARA..cuz im a fucking homo like that..im a total ASSHOLE like that".. *'Kristal talks'*... "OMFG KRISTAL.... YOU DID WHAT?!??!?!!" lol   Me - "seems like one day ill be lickin ice cream cake off of you lol....I mean.... ummmm when we are married... thats the kinda cake we'll get!!!" Ryan - "oh ok :)... but where do you have inmind?" Me - "hee hee, silly Ryan... only fun places...;)"   Cindy - "so, you guys gunna hook up "emotionally?"   Karyn - "you will get beer in you and totally forget that your nervous and be all over him like white on rice!" Me - "hee hee.. or Tara on Mr. White!!!"   Me - "we can be a sandwich.. shotgun being the BUN! lol Leigh can be the meat and Nessa is the cheese.. ooo and Karyn.. your the mustard!"   Karyn - "hey sweet thing can I buy you a tuna sandwich?"   Chan - "well...if you look at his chin, you cant notice the uni-brow"   Me - "I shot-gun being best bride thing at your wedding Kristal!!"   Kristal - "its riding up my CRASS!!"   Kristal & Me - "its not really a grunt! its more a... ahrdg!!!   Kristal & Me - "SON OF A FUCKER!"   Me - "Jordan.. am I walking ok?... do you think they know..im..umm...not feeling all there?" Jordan - "Tara..your walking like a moron... just try to walk normal!!"   Grant - "Tara you are really nice and kool and cute and if he can't see that then thats his problem and he doesn't no what he is missing".. *Grant your a total sweety.. and thank you hun*   Timmy - "Can I get one more hug before your boyfriend gets here?...please Tara?!"   Timmy - "Love: its apart of you, like a tumer it grows with time. But if it gets ripped off it hurts like a mutha fucka!"   Mike and Brodie - "uhhh Tara, you ok?... umm if your gunna puke.. the bathroom is *points behind me* that way!!!!" Mike -  "hi nabour.. hows it going?.... so.. whats the ugliest hair style for a girl to wear?.... IT'S A BUN... IS'NT IT????" Mike,Brodie,Chase *over and over again* - "Kip Have the boy lie out my formal shorts.......The boy Sir?...... You....You lie out my formal shorts!" Mike - "DID YOU JUST KISS HIS NIPPLE?" Me - "yes..." Mike - "DID YOU JUST KISS ARM?" Me - "yes..." *mike watches as I kiss Chase's ass* Me - "...YES Mike... I just kissed his ass!!!!!!" Kate - "Tara is sexy...nexy!!!" Me - "Kate your a hottie tottie!!!" Chase - "WHAT?...did you just burp as you said I love you?" Me - "lol umm no.. I said I love you.. I didnt burp!" Wrobin - "I need to shave before Monday, can't go to first day of classes looking like a terrorist!" Me - "Kate do you want me to kill your brother?" Kate - "that would work" Me - "ok, ill be there in 11 seconds.. and then after we can smoke a BIG fatt-e!!!" Me - "umm no sorry Chase I didnt just make some weird sound effect, lol?!" Fraea/Me - the next best thing to a hug... is... "9{0"....key board sex!!! Chelsea -  "Your moms so nieeve I tell ya lol, "ohh Tara doesnt touch boys... boys have germs!" lol" Chelsea - cut chase... GET YOURSELF A SUGAR DADDY!!!!!!!! Chelsea - "Omg Tara, I thought you said to that guy on the phone..."sorry? your friends name is CLIT?!!?" Chelsea - "aw tara your so cute... it turns me on"